Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Breaking News


BOSTON - It is with great regret that we announce the untimely demise of Cannon I the Digital Camera.

Cannon I passed away peacefully at some point on March 18, 2008. He was five years old. Cannon I is survived by his owners Robert and Jennifer, the object of his affection - Jacob, and four AA batteries.

During his life Cannon took many pictures. His work ranged from small parties to canoe trips through New Hampshire in the fall. He captured the best of both the South and the North. Some have even argued that his work bridged the race gap...but not Barack Obama.

Cannon passed away just as his two latest pieces of work began...The Revolt of Jacob (a comedy documenting the pretend revolution of a baby) and Jacob's First Easter (the story of a child's first celebration of Easter). The Revolt of Jacob will be postponed at this time and Easter has been canceled.

Services are T.B.A.

2 comments:

AE Hull said...

Sorry to hear of his passing. He did good work.
What in the world do parents of a 3month old do without a camera??

Robert said...

I plan on drawing pictures of future events and scanning them in. More time consuming, but those big moments must be preserved.

"Well you know my name is Simon, and I like to do drewings."